The big guy has been extra ... ermmm...what shall I say, lovey dovey perhaps, lately. Just when I would sit down quietly in my corner watching TV or just thinking, he'd be watching me with this one look in his eye. Then all of a sudden he would be going I love you bla bla bla.
Well, not that I don't appreciate it. But you see, it ain't easy being a woman! When your man doesn't pay attention to you, you'd think that he doesn't love you. When he starts being all lovey-dovey, you'd be thinking that something is up! He must have done something wrong behind my back!
Now, perhaps I should just stop being paranoid and enjoy the attention while it lasts!