My family knows how very fussy I can be when it comes to toilet and everything that comes with it. There was a time when I could only do my 'big business' at our home toilet and nowhere else. My mom was always so pissed off with me when we went to relative's house because I would be bugging her to go back whenever I needed to 'go'. Hahaha!
I also had this huge hatred towards germs. And I hate so much going to the public toilet because..well, THEY ARE FULL OF GERMS!!! So you can only imagine my horror whenever we go out and the little guy poop big time, and I need to wash him in public washroom!
That's exactly what happened last Sunday when we had Iftar at the UiTM Hotel. We were there for a farewell Iftar for one of the big guy's friend. I was just sitting there enjoying my food when I thought I heard someone complained "Apa bau busuuuukkkk niiiii????". Hahaha! Yerp! The little guy dah buat cake seketoi in his diaper. My wishful thinking to have the big guy wash him up didn't come true, so I HAD TO DO IT IMMEDIATELY lest someone would choke and die due to the toxin spreading in the air!
OMG! I tell you that was the most horrible stinkiest mess I have ever had to handle in public. Like, seriously! He was having diarrhea so you can imagine the rest.There and then, I just wished that we were having Iftar at the comfort of my aunty's house with the rest of the clan instead of there! The toilet wasn't up to my standard of hotel toilet, and I just had to hold myself from throwing up during the whole process of cleaning him up! I won't tell you more or else I would have to take responsibility for all you vomiting right in front of your pc. It is suffice to say that, I told the little guy that we both needed to be samak-ed the moment we reached home!
That night, I possibly had the longest shower ever in my life. Even after all the scrubbing till my skin became sore, I still felt unclean and thought I needed to disinfect myself with something stronger!