Semalam suami saya telah mengigau dengan jayanya. Dia bercakap di dalam tidur, cakap omputih youuuu!
Someone said (if I'm not mistaken it was Ahmad Deedat) that if you dream in English that makes you an English man. But my husband an English man? Seriously, have you look at him with your eyes wide open? Hahaha!
Anyway, he's the type who always talk in his sleep, but last night he did it too many times. However, what amazed me was this one longest sentences he ever uttered in his sleep-talking and it got me laughing like a pon****** in the wee of the morning. This is what he said (complete with accent, pause and what nots):
"I'm telling you guys ya, to liveeeeeee... separately... from your parents! Owww kehhh? Is that clear? I mean 2 to 3 times a week is fine but not ...."
Apakah? At first it sounded to me like he was ordering his subordinates around. But then why would he ask them to live separately from their parents? Hah! Kejam!
And then I thought it would make more sense that for some reason he was actually ordering his WIFE to live separately from her parents. But then again, he won't be addressing his wife as you guys, correct? Unless if......................... NO WAY!NO! Takkan mimpi pasang cawangan kot! Ini tidak adil!
Maka kawan-kawan, mari speculate apa yang dimimpikannya semalam. Haha!