Semalam suami saya telah mengigau dengan jayanya. Dia bercakap di dalam tidur, cakap omputih youuuu!
Someone said (if I'm not mistaken it was Ahmad Deedat) that if you dream in English that makes you an English man. But my husband an English man? Seriously, have you look at him with your eyes wide open? Hahaha!
Anyway, he's the type who always talk in his sleep, but last night he did it too many times. However, what amazed me was this one longest sentences he ever uttered in his sleep-talking and it got me laughing like a pon****** in the wee of the morning. This is what he said (complete with accent, pause and what nots):
"I'm telling you guys ya, to liveeeeeee... separately... from your parents! Owww kehhh? Is that clear? I mean 2 to 3 times a week is fine but not ...."
Apakah? At first it sounded to me like he was ordering his subordinates around. But then why would he ask them to live separately from their parents? Hah! Kejam!
And then I thought it would make more sense that for some reason he was actually ordering his WIFE to live separately from her parents. But then again, he won't be addressing his wife as you guys, correct? Unless if......................... NO WAY!NO! Takkan mimpi pasang cawangan kot! Ini tidak adil!
Maka kawan-kawan, mari speculate apa yang dimimpikannya semalam. Haha!
hahahahaa 2-3 times per week tu buat ape?
ReplyDeletewakaka.. u tak kejutkan dia ekh.. penat tu dia berckp dlm tido..
ReplyDeletedulu my MIL ngigau gak..kami lak tak kejutkan dia.. bila siang citer kat dia..
katanya ngigau kena kejar hantu..tanya pesal tak kejutkn sebab letih woo kena kejar.. kami bantai gelak wakakaka
hahha lawak la hubby u ngigau ckp omputih..hubby i pon slalu gak ngigau tp ckp melayu dgn qelate je lah selalunya
ReplyDeleteTak tahu aper nak speculate, tp i mmg tergelak bila try the dialog with the accent.. anyway its just a dream..:)
ReplyDeletesamalah macam husband saya...bercakap dalam tidur..kalau marah sekali ngan tangan-tangan naik...bahaya tidur sekali..saya pernah kena pukul time tidur...sebab dia mengigau marah kat pekerja dia...hihihihihih
ReplyDeletelucky me tk ingat apa yang dimimpikan
ReplyDeletehahahha..mau tak gelak baizurah...speaking omputih lagi husband u dalam mimpi..u tak tanye ke die tgh bg arahan kat sape tu?
ReplyDeleteyatie : hahaha ngigau cakap kelate macam lawak gak eh. but then that's because i'm not use to kelate dialect kot hiks
ReplyDeleteely : 2-3 times per week, ermmm tah la. hahahaha
mila : haha, tu lah mainan tidur ja tu
liana : tak, sebab i nak dengar apa lagi dia nak cakap tapi stopped plak. wahhh kesian ur MIL mesti tension takdak orang kejut eh hahahaha
ct sarah : hamboi! tu dia siap ngn tangan2 action semua sekali hahaha
farah : i tanya jgk lepas tu, dia buat muka blur. heeee
anonymous : tonight buat lagi ya :-p
hahahaha.. i pon kdg2 mimpi & dlm mimpi tu i ckp org putih u..hihihi.... opsss..sila jgn pikir yg bukan2 kay.. think +
ReplyDeleteHaaa...amin kuat 'mamun' erk...klu nak tau rahsia dia..layan laa time dia mamun tuu..harus dapat jawapannya...hihiii...org dulu2 laa kata..
ReplyDeletepenat sgt laa tuu...tu pasal mengigau jaa...
imma : tula penah try tak jadi pun. mungkin kena orang dulu2 buat baru jadi kot kwang kwang kwang
ReplyDeletefizamior : wahhh u pun mimpi cakap orang putih ka, kelaassss! i mimpi cakap melayu loghat penang ja hahaha
hahahhahaha... udah udah lah tu... mimpi je tu... hahahahhaha...
ReplyDeletehahahaha... baru aku teringat bila baca kisah mimpi cpeak in english.. joi dulu masa keje dell pun slalu mimpi speaking manjang.. siap ngigau cakap dengan customer pastu tangan letak kat telinga nih.. hahaha.. dah tukar company nih takde ler plak.. keje dell pressure sangat kot...
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