The little guy is having a hard time brushing his teeth nowadays. That's because his 'genius' father bought a STRAWBERRY toothpaste for him when he knows that the little guy associates strawberry with UBAT!!! Pandai sangat bapak hang ni tau!
So last night after maghrib prayer, I was just relaxing in bed while the big guy was washing up the little guy. Then I heard the father trying to pujuk the son to brush his teeth. Hearing the way he pujuk that fellow, I knew that he would never succeed in getting the little guy to allow the toothpaste anywhere near his mouth. And I was totally right about it! He didn't.
So after the washing up and all, the big guy asked me "Did he brush his teeth this morning?". I said of course he did. So he wanted to know how I did it. Well, I told him as a matter of fact, it was really a piece of cake. I just told the little guy I would count until three and expect him to open his mouth, or else he would get it from me. So I counted...ONE...TWO...THREE...! But as expected, he refused still.
Sooooooooooooooooooooo, I just JENTIK his mouth once. He wailed so loud that the mouth was open wide and it was just the perfect opportunity for me to brush his teeth! The big guy was like "KEJAMMMMMM nyaaaaa!". Well, there's just no other way with this little fellow. Either I make him cry now or he'd cry later in pain when his teeth are all infected with cavities.
So, any of your kids takmau brush teeth, come send them to DRAMA MAMA!!! Muahahahahha!