Your momma says : Nak go to work, must pakai socks okeh!

One fine afternoon, a mother was busy surfing the net when she was suddenly disturbed by her son :

Son : Mama, pakai shocks.
Mama : Come again?
Son : Pakai shockkksss!
Mama : Ohhh ok. Come here, I put on the socks for you.
Son : Shome more, where? (He was looking for the pair)
Mama : Mama don't know lah. Hilang kot. Why do you wanna wear socks anyway?
Son : Irfan nak go work. Shalam me. Hugggg me! Byeeeee!!!

And so he walked off towards the door while still waving to the mother.  

Oooopss! I forgot my pants!

Ok, now I'm all set!

"Pi lah keja pi,bole mama rehat!" thought the momma. "But oh, wait a second son! Don't forget to pack extra diapers, and change of clothes too just in case you soil the one you have on. And not forgetting your milk supply too. Aaaaaaaand you better make sure you bring back lots and lots of cash for your momma okeh. Or else there won't be any dinner on the table tonight!".

Hahaha! Your momma is eeeeeeevil!